The Funny Aapeenuka

        AAPEENUKA

Aapeenuka is a stocky youth who enjoys teasing girls in whichever way he feels like, he does so for the bully side of himself because he's really one.This time I meet Aapeenuka and he is disturbing the girl I am trying to woe and he now feels like he should bully me so that he distorts my manifesto in winning Winnie. I also man-up and use his name against him so that all this time my new catch is laughing loudly at Aapeenuka the bully.

  First of all his name is funny and any small exaggeration of it makes it even more funnier, so in defending myself against the bully, iam also proving to my girl that I am funnier and will make her happy if she sticks around me all the while.

  Aapeenuka out of anger tries his last assault but I quickly subdue it by merely saying it like,. “ke peenuke bupeenuki kubanga aapeenuka anyaala kupeenulila hano”.

  This sends my new girl in derisive laughter as Aapeenuka now defeated tries to slip away behind a house nearby but to add salt to the wound, I ask him, “ah Aapeenuka wapeenuka bupeenuki?”. Now my girls laughing is uncontrollable and all she does is hug me tightly and inside I jubilate knowing harvest will be soon or later. 

     Aapeenuka has now completely disappeared behind the bushes and the hero in me dives in to make my manifesto appear more clear than other men who try all techniques to win Winnie. She is now mine alone and Aapeenuka will nolonger bully my Winnie.

           ‘Vincent Wonabadi’