Drunk Me
Drunk Me
I have a pale skin
The skin of a salamander
I can’t even squeeze it in my paws
Do I own paws, I ask myself?
My room is whirling around
It is drunk, everything is drunk
You think am drunk
But I can write a drunk poem
My brothers drink, we drink
In our nerves lies drinking spirits.
To eternity we drink beer, wine
Everything
As it leads to economic
Development of my drunk country
For me and my drunk drinks.
Vincent Wonabadi
The lucrative toddler whore
Armed to the teeth with everything
Her slender waist has undergone
Through uncountable waist trainers
To seduce all
‘Wazee na vijana Kwa suruuru Moja’
They go for the viruses-hidden
Dirty honeypot
Horny youth crave it like breath
Their breathing gets complicated
Near the dirty whore
With a nose ring,
Their brains lack words
Not knowing she is an easy go easy come.
Vincent Wonabadi
I Will Come After Prayers
A polished slut at campus
Meticulously veiled like a hajjati
Onlookers see a high degree of respect
Yet us the colleagues see shameless whores.
Very early outside the hostel
Exits the veiled slut, heading straight
To the jambula tree located exactly opposite
The campus gate across the road.
She undresses keeping the veil and long dress
In her small handbag, all this time maintaining
A hawks-eye not to be spotted by fellows,
Out gets her small phone not smartphone.
Flashing the first nigga, he calls back
Directions are given with her maintaining her
Stand of staying up to 9:30am so she can catch-up
With the first mass- prayers.
At exactly 9:30am the helpless nigga should
Have finished his business and she heads for
Prayers in another niggas house
Maybe even at the niggas friend's empty room.
The second nigga has a timeline to dilute his
Appetite upto 1:00pm as she has to go back to
School to do laundry and thence he obeys.
He eats his share without realizing the folly.
The first two niggas are weak in confusion of the
Girl that they plead for her time but the
Hardcore ‘Malaya’ must stick to her timeline.
The two niggas can't control her, she does so but Knows her limit.
The last nigga has been told to be patient until
After prayers
The ‘musege’ has some respect for him and knows
That he's persistent and doesn't allow her to
Control him.
Being a fellow student he's told that girls get Passouts that don't exceed 5pm, so he hurries,
Quenches his thirst with much trust that this
Religious girl can't do dirty stuff of meeting more
Than one nigga a day.
To be continued........
Vincent Wonabadi
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